TINTUMON

Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!
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Tintumonte girl frien: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.
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Teacher : Vivaha mochanam undakunnath enthu kond ?
Tintumon : Aalukal vivaham kazhikkunnathu kondu….!
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Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?
Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!
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Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire

Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee

“”ALAVALAATHI”
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Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo?
Auto Driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
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Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.
onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…
avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maatram rakshapettu…
endhu kond?
Dundumol: ???
Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…:)
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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…
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English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!

“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon

Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
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Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”